Their Sayings

Durham:  
Uh oh.  I dropped my juice!  (A few months ago it would have been "drop juice")
Aaaaahhhhhh!  [While in the covered bridge or under an overpass.  He learned last summer from cousin Jeff and his family that one must scream whilst in tunnels.]
Surprise!  Happy Birthday! [When the lights come on after it had been dark in a room]
Where's Durham? [When he can't find Ainsley]
Hey buddy.  [Every morning when he saunters out of his bedroom]
Come, Lord Jesus, gifts, bless.  AMEN!  [When praying at mealtimes]
Listen heart.  Bum bup.  Bum bup.  [with the stethoscope]
NOOOOO! [in response to everything]
Mommy, juice.  [When he's sad and wants something.  It's a call to Mom and for juice, even if he's talking to Dad and wants a truck.]
His all time favorite words and phrases are  : No, don't, shoes, uh-oh, stuck, broken, and juice.

Ainsley:  
Everyone can eat as many cookies as they are old.  Sorry, Durham, you only get two.  I GET FOUR!!
Is the president a professor?  [While watching the news]
I WILL NOT EAT SPICES.  Yuck.  [While watching Mama cook]
Salt is my favorite.  [While eating cucumbers]
You have blood in your mustache, Daddy.  [Examining his facial hair from 1 cm away]
That bird keeps showing me his booty.  [While playing outside]
Can I put this cheese in that hole in the wall?
I cannot listen to my mother.  I have to listen to my heart.

And a closing picture of Wrenn for ya: